“Life Hacks” are a new trend on the internet, in which nerds take photographs of jury-rigged inventions that are meant to save labor in creative ways. Most of them are stupid, and some of them are very, very stupid. These “hacks” really don’t qualify as hacks at all. They’re just lazy.
1. Jacked into the Matrix
Dude, you don’t work at the 911 call center. Get out of your fart bag and go outside for an hour. I think 4chan will be alright without you calling people Hitler for having the wrong opinion about Game of Thrones.